Female driver jokes

More jokes about: car, cop, driving, wine, women Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat . A: 6 Women drivers Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: Because they don't have balls Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? Women Drivers. Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!Estimated Reading Time: 50 secs.

Funny jokes About Women Drivers. Find this Pin and more on Funny by Adnan Aslam. Mobile Advertising. Video Advertising. Funny Car Accidents. All Star. Funny Images. Funny Pictures. Dont Text And Drive. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone off my knee and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! WOMEN DRIVERS! Created: Sep 22, A woman driver is speeding along the highway, when suddenly she gets stopped by a police car which instructs her to pull over. Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one?".

Here a video to enjoy of the worst women drivers in the world. The worst women's drivers COMPILATION | FUNNY | JOKES | ROAD RAGE. Q: How is a woman like an airplane? A: Both have cockpits. Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces? A: 6 Women drivers. Q: Why. Oct 12K votes, comments. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!